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420-bit:

Fucking quality post right here

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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dad-official:

I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you

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