"Some kind of magic happened with that horse… I would really love to say it was by design, but it was a complete accident. Now we have stared for many hours at that horse, trying to define it’s essence… But the horse itself was a complete accident."
- Me during the entire months of summer:
sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
- Everyone else in one day of summer:
went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe
"I thought I asked you to make this idiot-proof. Somehow, I manage to keep breaking it."
- (via clientsfromhell)